Total Medals Earned: 215 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,490 Points
Medals Earned: 7/16 (185/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (105/425 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!
You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!
You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it
You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Use Wade's arsenal
Captured a great photo!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/415 points)
beat level 1 BOSS
beat level 2 BOSS
beat level 3 FINAL BOSS
finish the gaddang game!, boiii!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/375 points)
defeat poopbo bos
defeat groundhog bos
defeat tripH bos
defeat Evil Dr.Pee-stain AKA: beat game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/500 points)
survive the intro cutscene(anime sucks and gave u cancer wutdo u spect!, ur parents and christ warned you!)
BEAT FIRST OPONENT
BEAT SECOND OPPONENT
BEAT THIRD OPOONENT
BEAT FOURTH POOPOONENT
BEAT FIFTH OPPONENT
BEAT SIXTH OPPONENT
BEAT LAST OPPONENT, AKA beat game! duh!